September 2012
August 2012
inspiredlemon:
does anyone else sometimes listen to music and not want to sing out loud so they just dramatically act out the song while mouthing the words and flipping their hair everywhere or is that just me
acquaintedwithrask:
wellalright:
if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
you sick bastard
brandnewswastikas:
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
nothing-but-marshall:
tacosandgiraffes:
seaduction:
derekwhostillscaresme:
sailorswayze:
do you ever fake interview yourself
what the hell do you think i do in the shower
when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up
When I play mario kart I sometimes pretend there are announcers and commentators
I sometimes think my whole life is a fucking reality show and I even talk to the...
shakethecobwebs:
“rape is another form of conception” STABBING YOU 50 TIMES IS ANOTHER WAY OF HELPING YOU GET CLOSER TO JESUS
aboutmaleprivilege:
male privilege is not having to carry your keys between your first two fingers when walking through a parking garage after work.
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Cosmo sex tip #346
cosmo-sex-tips:
To really surprise your partner during sex, die.
