July 2012
3 tags
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
orgasms
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
messiahofyourthighs-deactivated asked: Any girl who listens to Aesop Rock is cool with me. Followed.
June 2012
Anonymous asked: Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch, because she won't let you get that pussy. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests? Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess.
I think I know the kind of guy I want to fall in...