Can somebody buy me about 4-6 weeks worth of sweat...
I’m dying here.
Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...– Comment @ The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com YES. (via golden-notebook)
archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
hanzmatic: Kristoff Krane Ft. Eyedea || Head...
poor every other guy who will ever be Peter Pan at...
andrewducote: ryanl815: Everyone is gonna be like “oh we want the other one”
cosmo tip #179
expertcosmotips: does he have a collection of old vhs tapes? tape over them with footage of you pooping