mom: david will you please bless the food
me: my pleasure mom
me: dear lord satan please bless this meal that our family will be strong enough to vanquish our enemies and destroy the christian menace amen
me: let's eat fags
Je connais une planète où il y a un monsieur cramoisi. Il n’a jamais...
You stupid bitch.
I’m going to slash you up. Queen of nothing, especially attitude. Perhaps you’d be a better athlete if you studied the rule book and stopped fucking around with wheel clips and heroism.
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one: I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
You disgust me.
& I hope that things fall apart for you in the most horrific of ways; each and every single one of you.