December 2011
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sexception asked: Touche. I decided I'm saving up for a boob job.
sexception asked: I have a feeling our adulthood is going to be filled with abnormalities and indifferences with those that surround us. Oh well, yea?
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
You make my days dark and my nights gray
sexception asked: Why hello there, good sir! I'm chuffed as nuts to see you looking as humbly jumbly as Her's Majesty's watermelons. I've just been dabbling in a little rumpy pumpy before dingbangling a fresh todger, haha! I really know how to sack the ol' throbbing wobbly on a saucy twat crumpet. Haha
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that...